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There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
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The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

 

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"HAVE YOU EVER" hour.

  • some fun in the meantime
  • 1. had sex?
  • 2. bought condoms?
  • 3. gotten pregnant?
  • 4. failed a class?
  • 5. kissed a boy?
  • 6. kissed a girl?
  • 7. had a job?
  • 8. left the house without my wallet?
  • 9. bullied someone on the internet?
  • 10. sexted?
  • 11. had sex in public?
  • 12. smoked weed?
  • 13. smoked cigarettes?
  • 14. smoked a cigar?
  • 15. drank alcohol?
  • 16. been to a wedding?
  • 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
  • 19. been late for school?
  • 20. kissed in the rain?
  • 21. showered with someone else?
  • 22. been outside my home country?
  • 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
  • 24. had lice?
  • 25. gotten my heart broken?
  • 26. had a credit card?
  • 27. been to a professional sports game?
  • 28. broken a bone?
  • 29. been unhappy about my weight?
  • 30. won a trophy?
  • 31. cut myself?
  • 32. been on a diet?
  • 33. rode in a taxi?
  • 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
  • 35. been to a concert?
  • 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 37. had braces?
  • 38. wore make up?
  • 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
  • 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
  • 41. Snuck out of the house?
  • 42. had oral sex?
  • 43. dyed my hair?
  • 44. met someone famous?
  • 45. been on vacation?
  • 46. been on a boat?
  • 47. been on an airplane?
  • 48. prank called someone?
  • 49. taken a pregnancy test?
  • 50. been suspended from school?
  • Please, have at me. PLEASE! im sad and bored

hoechlinth:

i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

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"Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them."

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chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

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leadmeouttothefloor:

snowfeels:

i swear taylor swift dated more guys then i have followers on tumblr

I feel sorry your follower count is so low maybe it’s all the slut shaming :(

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